Did you know that wally world doesn't have kazoos? I thought all stores, in all places, at ALL TIMES were required to sell kazoos. (It might even be in the Constitution, I think it's part of the pursuit of happiness). They have five different types of "Paper Jamz" and four different electric keyboards. They have 42 different pairs of Dr. Scholl's shoes, and a billion different types of goldfish. They have baby diapers, old lady diapers, baby doll diapers and dog diapers. But they don't have kazoos? Outrage.
Being the bigger person, I went for the kazoos' happy cousin. I said to myself: "Do you know what would make me, Maude, and my room mate really happy? Learning to play a harmonica at midnight!". And learn I did. But as it was a children's harmonica it didn't present much of a challenge. At this point I decided to being an even better room mate and play my harmonica while playing my new banjo ukulele. Clearly, this was a good plan.
Issue? I only have two hands. I solved the problem below, and can now go to sleep (or watch Netflix) happily. I think the room mate and the dog are really going to thank me for the miraculous music to come.
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