Me: It's 8 am and I am fresh faced and ready to start the day. I should start with a three mile run and then a shower followed by reorganizing my fridge...
Maude: Silence! I require at least four more hours of sleep before we can discuss any further plans.
~And that's why I was in bed until noon.
Me: It's almost 1! I should go make breakfast and warm-up and get practice and go on a three mile run...
Maude: That documentary about that person and that music is on Netflix.
Me: Ok, we'll watch it, and then practice...
Maude: Chocolate chip cookies sound divine right now.
Me: OK, we'll eat them and then go practice...
~And that's how I laid around watching online documentaries on random subjects while eating my roommates cookies.
Maude: Zoltar's naked yoga* is in ten minutes.
Me: ok, then practice?
Maude: mwuahhahaha... sure.
~And this is the story of how I fought with Maude all day, but never practiced.
*For those of you who don't know (which is many) I like to go to a yoga class at my gym on Friday nights. The first time I went the instructor introduced himself with "Hi I'm Jim, but you can call me Zoltar". When I didn't have a mat, Zoltar lent me his- advising me not to use the patterned side because it was his "naked side". Lovely.
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