Steve Martin lied to us.

I've applied for my visa! This may not seem exciting to anyone, but I know me and know how much I hate doing paperwork- as in I once filled out an entire sheet in blue marker so my boss would stop asking me to fill out useless forms. I stick to the story that I thought it was appropriate as she asked me to write in blue or black ink. It was your standard blue ink Crayola marker. Goal met.

I am getting more and more excited to go to China. I am also getting a little anxious. I know they're busy- but I really would like to have my rep now. Please? Pretty please? I'll trade you for Maude!

Although she may not make the flight over... but it is worth a shot.

In other news... The dentist gave me laughing gas today. (Have I ever needed an excuse to laugh?) He asked me how I was doing and I replied, "It's okay, I'm from Colorado". Apparently that is a magic phrase to share when you are supposed to be high, because he had no further questions on my well being. I'm not sure if it was a fabulous moment, or awkward, but I kept a straight face and just listened to the John Denver music. (Although, now that I think back good 'ole John might have been in my head).

I thought nitrous would be like this-

But turns out it is really more like this- 

Steve Martin lied to us.